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#i lied no questions next#turbo wreck it ralph#king candy#ig??#cybug turbo#cybug king candy#bug brainrot#is he like an earwig??#ig so#turbo wir#turbug
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I like that sometimes you’ll be doing something your whole life like it’s normal and then you’ll meet someone and they’re like, no. That’s actually an insane thing to do be doing.
#this is about my coworker seeing that I write down the hours that I’m in office and mark them off as they go#then I told them if I’m really bored I’ll do it in ten minute intervals#not normal office activities apparently#also kinda about when I went to therapy and she was asking me about of questions about OCD#and I was like no I don’t do that and then had to go back the next time and be like: actually I lied. I forgot that I do that everyday#actually. it’s normalized in my house
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Guess who made another shipkid variant
This is Salem! My version of Sombra, an incredibly underrated shipkid made by @/pepper-mint.
If you want to find out more about the original, I recommend checking out @bluepr1ntyy posts about her, as a lot of her information can be found on there!
As for Salem, she's my silly little, carefree punk lesbian who does whatever she wants.
She's also a vampire!
Like the original Sombra, Salem's eyelights are very sensitive to light, which is why she wears cloth over her eyes to cover them!
She also has a major crush on Lu, something that might be reciprocated in certain timelines. Who knows :3
Original Sombra belongs to @/pepper-mint
Salem belongs to me :)
#my art#utmv#undertale au#fan kids#sombra reaperfell#sombra sans#for reach??#not canon to the printerjamau#sorry I lied about designing blueprint next#he'll be soon I promise#I'm really happy with how Salem turned out#she's pretty different from the original but I think the resemblance is close enough#if you have any questions about her feel free to ask#I'm still working on figuring out her story
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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care
#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month#i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it#oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion#‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to#be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really#even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his#father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus#imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re#going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on#account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated#the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and#fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions#you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking#he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time#he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again#house md#robert chase#caseyposting
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clawdeen got dat dawg in her y'know what I'm sayi-💥
#monster high#clawdeen wolf#this is like a redesign that's part of a rewrite I'm doing btw#and in my rewrite clawd does not exist (sort of)#see. clawd and clawdeen are the same person#clawd transitioned into clawdeen using werewolf hrt#clawd also kinda ghosted (haha) draculaura during the gender questioning pit of despair trans ppl go thru (source: im trans)#this happened over break so the next school year clawd is gone and clawdeen is now here and draculaura has Questions#clawdeen lies through all of it until she finally tells the truth and they can be monster lesbians at last#if you made it this far. thank you for indulging in my delusions and also#more is coming soon i promise. im just tired and busy okay?
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???: "......"
The Zoroark continues walking. It seems that he is not in the mood to talk. Perhaps following him into the hedges will give you a better idea as to what he's up to.
@ask-team-misfit
Thank you for the ask!))
#pokemon#pokemon ask blog#poke ask blog#pokeask#pokemon oc#??? Zoroark#ACT 1: These Old Bones#Arc 1: Athymy#Chapter 1: Ask No Questions and Hear No Lies#zoroark#man is once again ignoring you bc he wants to get on with his work#short post bc i had to stop myself from being too ambitious and burning out again lol#two posts this month?? wow lookit me using my time more wisely haha#this one doesn't get the queue tag bc im posting manually this time ;p#next post will be a small cut scene of sorts#Lief Simbobeon#ic#ask team misfit#ask-my-memoir#Mr. Man
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Gahh, poor Edmund "Everyone's Favourite Tool" Hewlett
The way he just says, ok. You have hurt me terribly. I cannot hurt you. I will not hurt you. I am dying in agony. Do other men lash out on these occasions? Not me. I won't hurt you my dear. Please excuse me, I must experience the torments in private.
#I refuse to speak#Edmund Hewlett#a real victim of Turn just sayin#okay but the utter betrayal on his face#and the way she couldn't meet his eyes#and when she did#oh god this just fucks me up#how do you convey in one look a million ways to say sorry and how do you apologize to a man who never lied to you but whom you've lied to#from the start#and then he gives her that little 'I ll take the blame anyway' smile#fucks me up massively that#but you know what my deer#next season will be a coffin to your nail or the other way round#bc universe said LET'S TORMENT EDMUND HEWLETT#anyway#sending you massive hugs#i hate this series (affectionate)#turn#lovely people ask me questions#in this case my deer friend suffers and i suffer with her#turn: washington's spies#ask
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Continuing our battle royale for s4!
#charmed#charmed 1998#polls#my prediction is the evil enchantress hands down like no questions asked#but yall like the love interests whenever i include them so i GUESS finn has a good chance#but i also am partial to the oracle an ling melody the matthews and clyde#but if finn wins i stg im gonna delete my blog /j#i know that i keep including a few love interests each poll but thats only bc they're interesting in the episode#i still have forgiven no one for billy appleby winning the third s2 poll when charlene lillian and the genie were right there#also to whoever voted for justin in the last one i know you did that on purpose and i respct it but imma fight you lmao#(this is all joking for the record. i AM genuinely baffled at how the LIs keep winning these but it's a poll for a reason lol)#i wasnt sure if i should add in bob cowan or glen since they appear in multiple episodes and in two seasons#i did with sam in the s2 polls but he didn't show up as many times tbh? and had such a gap in appearance and presence#while they didnt#i may eventually go back and do more major recurring characters as its own thing and they'd probably make the list#but definitely tell me if you think they should be included and i'll add them into the next one if ppl think they count
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finally after a long wait, i present to you a new chapter of the minlix spider-man au <3
#minlix#skz fic#foolish writing#i lied. this chapter does not include christmas dinner or seungmin's questionable science that'll be the next one lol
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bustafellows ch 2 questionnaire guide
screenshot of the list of questions in chapter 2, with the responses color-coded per associated LI. there’s also a text version. under the cut for spoilers
1. I usually point out someone's error. [YES] (Limbo) or [NO] (Scarecrow)
2. I prefer doing things alone without help. [YES] (Helvetica) or [NO] (Limbo)
3. I like choosing a present for someone. [YES] (Scarecrow) or [NO] (Mozu)
4. I am theoretical person, not emotional. [YES] (Mozu) or [NO] (Helvetica)
5. I am prepared for as many contingencies as possible. [YES] (Shu) or [NO] (Limbo)
6. I am curious person. [YES] (Scarecrow) or [NO] (Shu)
7. I like taking care of others or animals. [YES] (Mozu) or [NO] (Helvetica)
8. I consider a question in all its bearings until I understand. [YES] (Mozu) or [NO] (Shu)
9. I am interested in social problems. [YES] (Limbo) or [NO] (Helvetica)
10. I often regret about some mistakes I made. [YES] (Limbo) or [NO] (Scarecrow)
#bustafellows#hmm. i don't think i care enough about this post's visibility to tag all the character names#the max number of opposite responses for a given pair of LIs is 2 questions#i.e. shu & crow; mozu & helvetica; and limbo & helvetica each have two questions where they are the opposing yes vs no responses#at first i didn't see the limbo+hel pair so i would have said sth about two 'opposite pairs' of characters but yeah it doesn't shake out per#perfectly even#but anyway i think it's an interesting supplement for viewing their characters and each opposite pair definitely differ in v fundamental way#*ways#shu and crow being polar opposites... mm yeah that definitely tracks xDD#much to think about the characters. every day i'm caught between wanting to replay the game but also staying away longer so the next time i#play it is even more impactful
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I hope everyone lives their best lives that they want to live. Live the way that you want and with all the freedom that you can have.
You are the most important person in your life. Yes, there will be others that are very important to you too, but don't forget about yourself. Who you are and how you feel matters.
Take care of yourself. Be happy.
#hearthwitch#your body is your shrine#tired of having bad childhood memories resurfacing recently#its just very horrible and terrifying when something is happening to you but its brushed off and/or not believed#i will never forgive my step father for abusing me while telling lies to my mother. uplifting her and making her feel like a god#yet in the next moment treating her like shit and making her believe its her fault and making her question herself#and i will never forgive my mother for turning away nor believed the unspeakable shit hes done to me#harm needs not a wound as proof of presence#nor does it need to be bleeding heavily as proof of severity
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the problem w the question “got any hobbies” is that i cant very well say im an artist occupying a very small and very niche corner of the internet with a newfound interest in danmei and lesbian among us now can i, accurate as it may be, that would not be appropriate
#the IT guy asked me today. ‘i dunno i go on walks. not like hardcore hikes. whimsical little walks. and read a little’ even forgot to ask#back. then again he was also yellong me what to do w the work laptop next so maybe there wasn’t mich of an opportunity#telling*#to ask. i dont remember#and my problem w the general answes like ‘i read a lot/like reading’ and stuff is that they feel like lies to me they’re not specific enough#to be accurate representations of reality and so they feel inaccurate and dishonest and i dont want to i dunno#continue conversations and or social relations on false pretences#and i alsp sont want to be specific cause i. the interest ls that i care most about im not interested in sharing unless i know for a fact#that the other person has similar interests YOU FEEL ME#‘you can say u draw’ I CANNOT it invites questions#txt
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i hate explaining headcanons because if i were to be asked about why i headcanon scout as so heavily mixed (especially mixed native american) or why i'm so attached to yet so torn over māori sniper or the incredible complexities i admire about jewish medic and my headcanons about heavy's family history in siberia i could provide paragraphs upon paragraphs of pure, utter passion.
but if you asked me some shit like why i headcanon scout as italian i'd shrug until my shoulders hit god. look at him ... idk dude.
#brutus.txt#'why do you headcanon spy as having two elder sisters?' It Came To Me In A Vision#'why do you headcanon heavy as udege?' i love indigenous people next question#no one is ready for my thoughts of a pre- and post-sinking māori-new zealander diaspora#i'm gonna throw up i love diasporas. i don't mean for that to sound weird i just love culture and human migration#'why do you headcanon scout and heavy as jewish?' IDK!!!!!!!#well actually i just lied a little. i'm definitely prone to mixed race; indigenous/native; and jewish headcanons as a means of Projecting.#still. IDK!!!!!#'why are do you choose to die on your hill of headcanoning scout's last name as Morello?' I DON'T KNOW!!!!! I LIKE THE NAME !!!!!!!!#tbh though i will always die on the hills of my name headcanons. they're just so good. i love names. every name is intentionally chosen for#it's meaning and cultural ties. i craft names with love; bitchc.#i think i've only told One person what i hc medic's name to me because it is So special and i put it together So lovingly and i would much-#rather reveal it through some art medium rather than just say it. it's 'reveal' deserves the same love as it's creation#don't touch me i'm insane
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sometimes i love my job, and sometimes the first words spoken to me by another human being on a given day are "do you have any grandma porn?"
#of course followed by “what about friend's moms?”#was really just looking for anything remotely 'taboo' apparently#lovely gentlemen also hit on me#and spent the next twenty minutes browsing and asking questions in a clear attempt to pretend he had any intention to buy anything#and thus force me to pay attention to him#and lied about winning the lottery#and i cannot stress enough that this all happened before EIGHT THIRTY AM#merlyn shop talk
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I'm reading Quicksand by Junichiro Tanizaki and god, it's such an interesting reading experience. I don't know what the censorship laws were like in Japan in the 1920s and how they/the culture of the time shaped the portrayal of certain topics in the novel, but reading a book from the 1920s that openly talks about sex, abortion and sexuality (and in my translation at least, straight up uses words like lesbian, homosexual, heterosexual, etc.) is such a novel experience.
Also, and I feel it's worth mentioning, every single character in this novel is fucking insane.
#personal#don't want to mislead anyone into thinking this is a progressive book#even though the story in the novel is being told by a woman in love with another woman the book itself was written by a man#and that definitely comes through#not necessarily in a voyeuristic way as no sex is depicted on page (even though the reader is left in no doubt that sex is taking place)#it's more so in the misogyny of the in-text author the story is being told to and in the depiction of its main female character#who falls into a lot of stereotypes of women as deceptive emotional and flighty#(this is not to say though that other characters are depicted as much better)#with all this in mind i'm really enjoying reading this book#it's about a married lady who falls in love with another lady who is simultaneously having an affair with her and a man#(not in a polycule type of way. the man and the married lady are jealous of each other and barely accepting of this arrangement)#the blurb at the back compares this book to fatal attraction while the introduction compares it to les liaisons dangereuses#and both these comparisons feel apt (the second one a bit more so than the first one though)#the book is a thriller full of mindgames and betrayals where you're never fully sure what's real what's lies or what'll happen next#i'm only halfway through the book (and it is a very short book)#but based on what i've read so far#if you think you'd be into a vaguely trashy queer thriller with a very questionable romance at the centre#or if anything i said about the book so far caught your interest#i'd deffo recomnend it!#quicksand#(the original japanese title is manji i believe)#tanizaki junichirou
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We really cant ever have good things huh :/
#i really thought this manhwa author was different. but as per usual i am the clown#I was really excited for the sequel to On or Off bc the series had ended suddenly bc the author had some personal stuff going on#and had to finish the series early#so i was excited to get more content with the characters i adored. I thought she mustve had a lot of good ideas that-#-she didnt get to use in the og series so shes doing a whole sequel but nope#the sequel is filled with every annoying cliche tropes we've seen in BL manhwas#but i didnt care all that much bc at least it wasnt like most other popular series where rape and dubcon were regular tropes#well I guess she felt left out#the characters have started acting outright out of character and even straightup annoying#so. much. miscommunication.#and now the most recent update (translated) its straight up dubcon#and its so weird to see ppl defend it in the comments with like#'no u r weird for interpreting it that way bc in the next chp (untranslated) turns out he was into it'#or 'its not ooc bc top knows his lover and if bottom was actually not into it he would have stopped'#excuse me? saying 'stop' and 'im scared' isn't enough for u? bc it sure is for me#theres also another breed of brainrots who are like 'bottom deserved it bc he lied and was being annoying' ☠️🤡 im....#idc that 'later turns out he was into it' bc the author definitely wrote this chapter to be questionable. and for what?#if you dont have any good ideas for an exciting and engaging plot maybe don't do a sequel#using disgusting tropes just to create drama and tension is so cheap and pathetic#niki screaming into the void#work love balance#on or off
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